Bearded Goat Woman

I'm not sure what it is, whether it's my heredity, age or some strange malfunction from within, but I have noticed that since I've entered my 30's and especially since the birth of my last child, almost 4 years ago, that I have an abundance of goat hair. From stiff whisker like protusions that need to be delicately, yet painfully extracted with tweezers, to soft baby fine hairs that are blond and you don't even realize are there until they are 3 inches long, to the hair forming on my upper lip, that within a month's time frame, looks as if I'm growing a Fu Manchu. What is the freaking deal????